All Balls Don’t Bounce

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Theo Walcott Scores Hat Trick For England

Posted by hiphopmama on September 11, 2008

Theo Walcott netted three goals in England’s 4-1 World Cup Qualifying victory over Croatia. I’m happy for the little dude, although I’m a bit surprised as well. When watching him, I always seem to be yelling, “So close!” as a ball just gets away from him or a shot skims the outside of the post. Hopefully this will give him some confidence to produce like this more often. 

Oh, and Wayne Rooney played a big role too, scoring England’s other goal. I can’t stand that guy, so I’ll try to diminish his accomplishments whenever possible. He did kick Cristiano Ronaldo in the nuts, though, so I have to give him props for that, even if it was a bitch move.


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